{"id":136,"date":"2010-09-11T10:31:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-11T18:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/?p=136"},"modified":"2011-10-19T04:42:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T12:42:25","slug":"a-lube-job-at-valley-forge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/2010\/09\/a-lube-job-at-valley-forge\/","title":{"rendered":"Lube Job at Valley Forge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before we left California, the REI guy that alerted us to the special bike shipping deal, also whispered to us, &#8220;don&#8217;t leave home without &#8216;Chamois Glide.'&#8221; This product which comes in a deodorant bar-sized container, advertises itself as a: &#8216;no mess, invisible, saddle-sore-stopper.&#8217; Both Mike and I bought bars, shipped them off to New York with the bikes and thought no more about it. Turns out our friend&#8217;s advice was sound.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>On our fifth day in the saddle, as we entered the Valley Forge National Park, I suspected some sores might be developing. So at our next stop I repaired to the restroom and read the directions on my little applicator. What I did then could best be described as applying stick deodorant to the bottom half of my tush. <\/p>\n<p>I emerged feeling quite silly, not to mention slippery, and climbed back on the bike. Problem apparently solved. Later in the day, however, clouds began to cover my sun.  I mentioned to Mike that I was feeling a case of saddle-sore-itis coming on, and that I had used the stick at our earlier stop. He reminded me that the REI guy had said on a recent ride, he had used the stick multiple times per day. That did it; from then on every time I dropped my drawers (yes, with biking &#8216;girdles&#8217; on, men do the drop thing) I greased up. But in my mind, this miracle-producing product will always be associated with our traverse of George Washington&#8217;s famous winter training grounds.  <\/p>\n<p>To be continued.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before we left California, the REI guy that alerted us to the special bike shipping deal, also whispered to us, &#8220;don&#8217;t leave home without &#8216;Chamois Glide.&#8217;&#8221; This product which comes in a deodorant bar-sized container, advertises itself as a: &#8216;no mess, invisible, saddle-sore-stopper.&#8217; Both Mike and I bought bars, shipped them off to New York [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":354,"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions\/354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.johndaltonwalks.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}